A Double Bill

Day 4/5, Play 4/5 *

Aunt Brenda’s Funeral
Ed’s phone rings.
Ed: Hello?
Nice.
What’d she say?
Oh. Right.
And your reply?
(to the room) Anyone know any good “yo’ mama” jokes?
She Got Told!
Dan: Thanks Ed.
He hangs up, then calls someone else.
Dan: Hey Liz, yo’ mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
He hangs up with a smug grin.

*Note: though not originally conceived this way, Aunt Brenda’s Funeral and She Got Told!, fit together as companion pieces.

Check out Time Magazine’s Top 10 “Yo Mama” Jokes.

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