A Double Bill

Day 4/5, Play 4/5 *

Aunt Brenda’s Funeral

Ed’s phone rings.

Ed: Hello?

Nice.

What’d she say?

Oh. Right.

And your reply?

(to the room) Anyone know any good “yo’ mama” jokes?

She Got Told!

Dan: Thanks Ed.

He hangs up, then calls someone else.

Dan: Hey Liz, yo’ mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

He hangs up with a smug grin.

*Note: though not originally conceived this way, Aunt Brenda’s Funeral and She Got Told!, fit together as companion pieces.

Check out Time Magazine’s Top 10 “Yo Mama” Jokes.