My 15 minutes of fame (ok, maybe more like 2).
This Year is Different
Ned: Whew! Great start on my New Year’s resolution! Amazing run, REALLY feeling the burn.
Sal: You just ran for the bus.
Also, this made my day. My week even (maybe my month, I’m still deciding):
So what if I paid him $5 to make fun of me?
Ok, so maybe the $5 went to charity, but I’m just sayin’. Although I have to say, that insult looks more like a compliment to me.