How I learned to write

Second Most Embarrassing Moment
Karen: Oh my god, I haven’t seen you in ages! When was the last time?
Dan: At the drugstore last year. How’s your halitosis, by the way?

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This is Why I Married You
Graham: How do you spell halitosis?
Mary (in the other room): Why?
Graham: Just for this play.
Mary: H-A-L– Wait. Is this play about me?

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