5 Reasons to See ‘I never even killed a bird’.

1. You get to hear about Texans and their guns.
2. Dolly Parton may or may not be there.*
3. Find out the truth about Jerry Hall.
4. Visit the lovely Yard Theatre.
5. Experience my mad ukulele skillz.**

Fri 16th, Sat 17th September
7.30pm
The Yard, Hackney Wick

*She won’t.
**I don’t really have mad ukulele skillz.